NAME: Michael Ethan LaPan
 
BIRTHDATE: September 25, 1974
 
SIGN: Libra
 
HEIGHT: 5 feet, 9 inches
 
WEIGHT: 185 pounds
 
AGE: 33 years
 
FAV FOOD: Sushi (Salmon Nigiri in particular)
 
FAV MOVIE: SpaceBalls (Frickin' Hilarious)
 
FAV SAYING: Fantastic, Good Times
   
Okie Dokie, let's see here. I was born on September 25, 1974 at Grossmont Hospital in La Mesa, California. Upon arrival, I realized that I wasn't the first kid. In fact, I had an older brother and older sister. To this day, they both remain OLDER. Although they claim I was adopted, my parents assure me that they are just being mean.

NOTE: Did you notice that the last sentence above is in the present tense. That's because they still tell me I am adopted. However, now that I am older and wiser, I realize that if I were adopted it, everything would make sense.

After recovering from the shock of realizing that it took my parents two times before me to get perfection right, I was ready to start living.

At the age of five I began Kindergarten and created some incredible drawings. Too my surprise, my parents (obviously smart people) placed my works of art on the food dispensing unit. Since this was the place visited second most often by the family (the bathroom ranking #1), I was pleased with my progress.

At the age of 7, I began my early research into what career I would strive for in my adult years. I chose something great I assume, but I can't remember now what that was.

At the age of 14, I got my first computer.

At the age of 16, I got my driver's license and began working for the retail outlet known as Pacific Eyes & T's.

At the age of 18, I moved out of my parents house (the youngest to do so).

At the age of 22, I worked for several start-ups as a Director of Interactive Media, then as a Web Engineer at Cisco Systems.

At the age of 23, I bought my first home (the youngest to do so).

At the age of 24, I adopted my dog, Samantha, a beautiful female Pit Bull (she was going to be destroyed the next day, or so they tell me, but I rescued her and to this day never let her forget it).

At the age of 28, I started my career at RackSaver (now known as Verari Systems, Inc.).

At the age of 29, I became the Manager of Marketing Operations at Verari Systems.

At the age of 30, I graduated from the University of Phoenix with a Bachelors of Science, Information Technology degree (the youngest and only one to do so in my family).

At the age of 31, I have now started the intense renovations to my house. This is a serious struggle as something bad lies behind every new phase of the project. However, it wouldn't be any fun if it didn't.

At the age of 32, I continued the renovations. It was (and still is) a very slow process as with all of my travel for work, I found that it is hard to do everything you want in a quick timeframe. BTW, the bad things just keep coming. Ah, there was some light at the end of the tunnel though... I was promoted to the Director of Marketing Communications. All that hard work finally paid off.

What will this year at 33?..Well let me tell you what I've been up to... everything. This time around (this year) it sure is interesting. Stay tuned!

 

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